From left to right:

PAT : The first female sumo wrestler, she traveled extensively with a circus under the headlines " Take Down Big Mamma---  Get A Free T-Shirt".  Bariatric surgery brought her career to a swift and sad end; It turns out nobody wanted to pay to see a skinny sumo wrestling chick.

LEANNA:  For the past five years the personal manager of 'Pat, Female Sumo Wrestler'  until hunger forced her into a career change.  She is the proud owner of the largest collection of Barbie Doll heads.

TANYA:  Another world record holder, Miss Tanya has walked around the globe two times---Backwards.  Of her accomplishments she says, "Me shud mite hav staaed en skool ensted".

JUDY: Judy's work with groups began in the early 1960's when she claims to have been abducted by aliens just outside Roswell, New Mexico.. Her duties for the aliens included event organizer and Happy Hour bartender.  When asked if she harbors any resentment about her captivity she smiles and says" twerpy niki niki barrooo beepo beepo beepo".

LUPE:  An avid shoe collector, miss Lupe boasts more than 9,500 pairs of shoes.  Diagnosed with Dyslexia just last year, Lupe states " that might explain why none of my shoes fit... I thought I was a size 11".

TRAVIS:  Folks might best remember Travis from his Successful series of work-out tapes from the 1980's BUNS OF STEEL.  Over 2 million self-help programs were sold, skyrocketing Travis into the world of the rich and famous.  "these babies are my ticket" he says, as he pats himself on his hiney.  *******

RAUL Jr.:  Extremely shy, Raul dreams of the day he will go on his first date with a girl.  An avid collector of 60's memorabilia, Raul still uses the words 'groovy' and 'hip'.  He says Farrah Fawcett "rocks my houses'.  His favorite songs are ' Like A Virgin' and that 80's hit, 'Send me an Anglo'.

RAUL Sr.: Raul heartily denies being the parent of Raul Jr.  On an upcoming episode of The Maury Povich show, Raul angrily states " He looks more like our Mailman than me".

STEPHEN:  An avid outdoors man, Stephen is currently state president of Minors Interested in Logging and Forestry (M.I.L.F)  Stephen states, " I was involved with M.I.L.F. when other guys were learning how to ride a bike..."  Someday Stephen would like to see the M.I.L.F. agenda spread worldwide.  "I'd like to see M.I.L.F. in every house, Igloo or Wikiup".

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                                  *****CORRECTION*****

A background investigation by the law firm of 'Dewey, Cheatum and Howe" has provided new evidence that Mr. Travis was not actually the star of his own fitness videos.  Lead investigator Mr. Mark Toupee explains: " Travis is a pathological liar... and a very convincing one."  "I had my face right there, and I'm here to tell you... Those are  NOT Travis' buns!!"